FFFF: If Black People Said the Stuff White People Say

by | June 27, 2014
filed under FFFF, Racism

The folks at Buzzfeed came up with this video to show the kind of casual, unintentionally racist comments black people deal with from white people on a daily basis.

Transcript (after the jump):

Black woman: Wait a minute, you don’t listen to Taylor Swift?

White woman: No

Black woman: Girl, I am like whiter than you.

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Black man: Was it hard to grow up in the suburbs? It must’ve been really boring, with no police activity or anything.

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Black woman: Your hair is amazing.

White woman: Thank you

Black woman: You know, it’s kind of like my golden retriever. So limp and lifeless, like, how do you do that? (grabs her hair and musses it)

White woman: Oh, wow.

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Black man: Your name is so easy to spell and pronounce. Was it really easy to get a job?

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Black woman: Check out these photos of me volunteering at an orphanage in Europe. Those little white boys and girls; they were so inspiring.

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Black man: Oh wow, no, you don’t sound like a dumb hick at all. That’s so cool.

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Black woman: You are so pretty for a white girl.

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Black man: It was really sad when Romney lost, huh? Good old Mitt, he just couldn’t do it.

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Black woman: You are dating a white guy. Does he have, like, a really tiny penis?

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Black man: You must listen to that rural music, right?

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Black woman: You know who you look just like? Jennifer Lawrence!

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Black man: I just saw Titanic (grabs white woman’s hand). How are you doing? I had no idea your people had it so hard.

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Black woman: Your skin is so pale. Can I touch it? Wow.

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Black man: I was just talking about that with my friend Jeremy. He’s white too.

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Black woman: I don’t even think of you as white. I don’t! I really don’t!

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Black woman: Wow, so you have to wear sunscreen? That is so crazy.

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Black man: I’m from out of town, can you help me find some meth?

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Black man: What do you mean you don’t listen to Macklemore? You’re white.

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Black woman: I’ve always heard that white girls are, like, super boring in bed.

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White man: Hey, what’s up?

Black man: Hey, what’s up my cracker…oh, hey, it’s cool. I can say it ’cause my girlfriend’s white.

White man: Yeah, not cool, man.

Black man: Yeah, my bad, Daniel, my bad.

White man: It’s Craig.